Skeptical Onlooker // Collateral Crinkling
| Character Type | Adult |
| Confidence | 2 |
| Maturity | 4 |
| Resources | +2 Cookies |
| Cookie Reward | 8 |
| Character Type | Regressed |
| Confidence | 1 |
| Maturity | 2 |
| Resources | +4 Cookies |
| Cookie Reward | 11 |
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| Card Type | Character |
| Cookie Cost | 5 |
| Rarity | Common |
| Artist | Chocolate Kitsune |
Skeptical Onlooker // Collateral Crinkling is a Character card. It was introduced in the Base Set.
Flavor Text
Adult
"Look, kid. I make 8 bucks an hour stocking shelves. So no, I don't have time to reach the high shelf for you to smash the 'magical artifact' that'll 'turn everyone into babies'. Scram."
Regressed
"Wait...what? You were for real? Why didn't you say so!?"
Appearances
This card appears in the following sets:
- Base Set (81/109)


