View source for Skeptical Onlooker // Collateral Crinkling

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|AdultImageUrl=lt81.png
|AdultConfidence=2
|AdultMaturity=4
|AdultResources=2
|AdultCookieReward=8
|RegressedImageUrl=lt81b.png
|RegressedConfidence=1
|RegressedMaturity=2
|RegressedResources=4
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|CookieCost=5
|Rarity=Common
|Artist=Chocolate Kitsune
|FirstSet=Base Set
}}''Skeptical Onlooker // Collateral Crinkling'' is a [[:Category:Character|Character]] card. It was introduced in the [[Base Set]][[Category:Base Set]].

== Flavor Text ==

==== Adult ====

"Look, kid. I make 8 bucks an hour stocking shelves. So no, I don't have time to reach the high shelf for you to smash the 'magical artifact' that'll 'turn everyone into babies'. Scram."

==== Regressed ====

"Wait...what? You were for real? Why didn't you say so!?"

== Appearances ==

This card appears in the following sets:

* [[Base Set]] (81/109)